Jays All Day

Today's sampling assignment includes a minimalist composer of the third order, an alchemical residue of the Black Point Onion.

Your source for post Cap'n Jazz malaise

So Cap'n Jazz renunion Brooklyn was inside last night. We don't like Brooklyn Bowl. It's gross and more like Outback Steakhouse. Brian Chippendale is like most singer-songwriters in that when you're in the room with him doing his thing you feel like you're witnessing something special. His band Lightning Bolt and Cap'n Jazz had some pit-churning grooves to share with us knucklehead 10th graders. I honestly think Tim Kinsella summed up the prolematic facets of the evening when he noted the crowd's moshing activites as, "like DIY at the Ritz or a Stormtroopers of Death youtube clip". The various members of Cap'n Jazz have aged well to varying degrees. They sounded good, and for better or worse it's easy to hear why, in 2003, in every high school in the country four to five people were psyched on Cap'n Jazz

Shining Transylvania

This is like if H.P. Lovecraft and Discordance Axis collaborated. Imaginations please.

Pounding Against Your Eighth Grade Mortal Kombat Self